want to scream!!!!!!!!

All I can say is 'HOLY FUCK!!!!!!' apparently there is some magnetism between my children and things they are not supposed to do.

If there is something on the floor it must be stood upon.

They must run/jump in the house.

They must tear holes in the bag of flour.

slide down the stairs on their bottoms

climb and sit on furniture in inappropriate ways

and what the HELL is the draw to the dogs bowls?? each child has acted like there is some sort of thing in there that is irresistible

also the baby and the stairs?? WHY?????

I can warn and ask them to stop-redirect-- anything and then they are SHOCKED when they get hurt.