New moms are likely to get their baby's name or foot print tattooed on them. I think though that they should get the poison control number tattooed on them instead.
I had to call poison control today for only the second time in 7.5 years, which is not that bad of an average, in my opinion.
As the poison control number is not a simple three digit ditty like 911, it should be tattooed on every parent, or have the walls wall-papered with it. Something noticeable.
Because someone took my magnet off the fridge with the number on it, I was momentarily frozen. This is where my memory for numbers came in handy. I remembered it. (The number in case you should need it is 800-222-1222)
Thankfully, the incident was minor. Everyone will be fine. But I am writing the number all over my darn house.