Mosquito Bites My Butt

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

That should read Mosquito bites on my butt. For some reason that must be the tastiest part of my...maybe, shall I dare say it?, have a sweet ass- which works unless mosquitoes prefer a salty flavor more like bacon- given my weight at the moment this comment could also be appropriate.

Whatever- Every summer I get them there. and they itch. A lot. They are hard not to scratch. If you see me walking around scratching my tushie please remember that I currently I have quite a few bites there.


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