apparently I drink wine a lot

I was sitting drinking a bottle of sparking water and enjoying it quite a bit..reading my kindle making sure that no children ran into the road when Stinky demanded I share with him. I said no (I was not in the mood for sharing); he responded that "oh mama has wine.' which is worse that he knows what wine is or that I just let him think that it was wine so he would not pester me about it??
So I guess I drink a lot of wine straight from the bottle...who knew?!??!